- ANNA NICOLE SMITH SKYSCRAPER OUTTAKES MOVIE
- ANNA NICOLE SMITH SKYSCRAPER OUTTAKES FREE
- ANNA NICOLE SMITH SKYSCRAPER OUTTAKES WINDOWS
The rest of the cast is you see was with few exceptions not even really active in acting. Her "emotions" or better yet the total lack of them was hilarious. I am not even talking about Anna Nicole Smith who was the worst.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH SKYSCRAPER OUTTAKES MOVIE
Acting in this movie was not of very high class. I mean what is it that she kept on doing with her mouth? Was it just a bit dysfunctional after some plastic operation or was it her special acting technique? I have no idea, I just wished she would stop. I mean, when one is trapped with terrorists in a skyscraper what can be a better thing to do than dreaming about banging your husband in some hay, right?. The first one with the shower was pretty good, the other one which is Carrie's daydreaming about banging her husband is extremely hilarious. The soft core pornography scenes are both erotic and funny. Men will appreciate the view of some humongous boobs and women get a main action hero to be female and a bunch of male terrorists who look like they could be pron stars themselves only not too much gets revealed, we just enjoy watching them running in their leather pants and tank tops revealing their muscles. It takes the big hit of that time, Die Hard, and makes a hilarious, action filled version of it.
This is one of those movies, and so I rate it accordingly to the C (or D? )movie genre.
I am actually a fan of bad low budget movies as they can bring some special entertainment than not well made movie ever can. Please do yourself a favor - don't see this movie if you have any choice. Sound familiar ? The primary good guy is Anna Nicole Smith, proudly showing off her mammary development (transplant?) at various times, probably to keep the attention of the the few guys watching the movie.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH SKYSCRAPER OUTTAKES WINDOWS
Other terrorists are also thrown out the windows to land on police cars. The action consists of crawling through air vents, setting fires in order to call the fire department, picking off the terrorists one by one, ending in a fight where the leader gets thrown off the roof, to crash to his death 86 floors below. However there is a fly in the ointment in that there are - in this case - two good guys loose in the building trying to spoke their plans.
The bad guys claim to be a international terrorist group in order to avoid detection of their real motive. The plot is: Tall high rise is taken over by terrorists, this building have a brand new state of the art electronic security system, that allows you to monitor and control the building from 1 central location. You might want to watch the film if you are masochistic or have nothing better to do (like watching paint dry?). If you are a man, the only thing that will hold your attention are the scenes where Anna Nicole Smith shows off her transplants.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH SKYSCRAPER OUTTAKES FREE
Imagine that you put Barb Wire in a skyscraper, after the Die Hard model, add incredibly stupid dialog, and some free swinging 48" (or however big Anna Nicole Smith's mammaries are) appendages. Lots of stuff gets blowed up real good! Get the pony keg and the nachos, dude! Now that's some red-blooded American entertainment. I would suggest a double feature for a night of viewing, this film and David Heavener's KILL CRAZY(see my review of that film as well). I feel that this movie is best enjoyed under the influence of several adult beverages. Anyone familiar with the work of Andy Sidaris will be in familiar territory here. Everything about this film screams: "Don't take me seriously!" On that level, the discriminating fan of bad action films will enjoy this heartily. There are a ton of explosions on offer, which are nicely photographed, but are so (I'll risk using the word again) gratuitous that the plot (most obvious Die Hard rip-off ever) can't be taken seriously for more than a nanosecond. From Anna's non-existent acting, to the bad scenery-chewing performance of the actor playing the lead terrorist (just what country is he supposed to be from, Badaccentia?), this is prime Badfilm. You'll laugh until tears flow from your eyes, not believing the sights and sounds assaulting your being from the screen. Check the gratuitous shower scene about 10 minutes into the movie if you don't get me. If you turn the number sideways, you'll see why I gave this movie an 8.
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